Sigh. Me so bored. Anyway, I have decided what to name my future children.
1. Dana Eileen Abeytu. Why? After my old friends way back when in New York City. Well, not the Abeytu. I just live to make my kids' lives hell.
2. Charles William Codwallader. Why? Because I feel like it. Oh, and I couldn't come up with any better male names. Possibly <insert husband's name> Jr.
3. Amaranthe Joanna. Why? Because I like to envision the time she has with this name in school. Oh, and Joanna because of Joan.
4. Halcyon Hermione Juana Umiko Delilah Veralidaine Parvati Alana Rosanne Kathleen Anesta Diana Lilith Sidonia Melisande Oritha Persephone Cearia Magdalene Undine. Why? Cuz I want to make them have the longest name in their school.
5. Elixabeth Yseult. Why? I like that name. Elixabeth. It's due to a typo of course. But I like it. And the Yseult because I want all of my kids to habe a freaky name.
6. Karen Cho. Why? It's called pity and a guilty consience.
7. Lucifer Julian. Why? Lucifer just popped into my head now. And then everyone at his school can call him Lucy for short.
And I don't CARE if Halcyon Hermione etc. turns out to be a guy. I'm naming them those names and I don't CARE if they'll end up changing their names as soon as they're legally able. |